> Inspiration comes in many forms. Like showers. And bath salts. And instant noodles. *innocent grin*
>
> Silly little spam-skit, shounen-ai all the way. And Seishirou-san just rules when he's in nothing but soap studs and sunglasses. *fangirl wink*
>
> [Sumeragi residence, 6:30 p.m.]
> (Door bell rings. Subaru gets up to answer it.)
>
> Subaru: (opens the door) "Yes?" (pause) (looks around, thinking, 'Funny. No one's here.' (looks down at the doorstep) "Oh."
>
> (Subaru picks up the cardboard box and looks at it suspiciously. No magical aura. Printed in cutesy pink katanagana are the words: 'Free trial offer!' and in English below it: 'FROM CLAMP'.)
>
> Subaru: "... ... stupid promotions." -_-;; (carries it back in to the house)
>
> (After ripping through six feet of packaging - oh damn those styrofoam bits, they're all over the floor! -, Subaru finally pulls out the product from the box - a white packet with a single cherry blossom petal printed on the front in bright pink and the words...)
>
> Subaru: (reading off the packet) "Just add... water?" (huge sweatdrop)
>
> (Following the rest of the instructions, he runs a bath, empties the contents of the packet - pink powder -, gives it a good stir and prepares to strip and step in when-)
>
> Subaru: "AAHHH!"
>
> (A huge mushroom cloud of pink smoke explodes out of the bathtub with a dramatic 'POOOF!', and the cloying scent of cherry blossom petals fills the bathroom, knocking him off his feet.)
>
> Subaru: (coughing and dusting himself off) "What the... ..." (gets up and looks over the edge of the bathtub only to get the shock of his life) "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!"
>
> (When the smoke clears away, we see - Gasp! Shock! Nosebleed! Seishirou-san in the tub with his sunglasses in his mouth and one hand propped under his head, the other holding the shower curtain back.)
>
> Seishirou: (smirk) Hello.
>
> Subaru: (screaming) You're supposed to be DEAD!
>
> Seishirou: (pouts) Didn't you missed me, Subaru-kun?
>
> Subaru: (hyperventalating all over the place) "NO~OOOOOO! This can't BE! I killed you! I stuck my fist through your chest and there were ribs breaking and blood spilling and lots of icky stuff! You have to be dead! You're either dead or a figment of my over-active imagination! Yes! Ah-ha! You've gotta be a hallucination. I'll just sit down here and you'll go away! Lalalalalala~"
>
> Seishirou: (rolls eyes) La de da. (reaches over and hauls Subaru into the tub)
>
> (Scream. Splash. Whispering. More screaming. Hands in the wrong places (!) and well, more splashing.)
>
> ...
>
> (Very loud moan)
>
> ... ...
>
> (More loud moaning)
>
> All the fangirls throw up their hands and start squealing and cheering. And leering. And setting up tripods and cameras and pushing to get a good picture.
>
> Gods, that was bad. Very bad. I'm goign to have to re-write it. XD
