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Posted by Zanzou at 17:53:17 18/04/2003.
Yami no Plushies
By Zanzou Youko
Warnings: Um..... It’s odd. And full of plushies. n.n;;; Yeah. There’s also shonen ai moments, and mentions of yaoi. *sweatdrop*
Disclaimer: YnM isn't mine. Niether is Nerf. n.n;
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Once upon a time there was a mangaka named Matsushita-sensei. She wrote a pretty manga called Yami no Matsuei, which fangirls all over the world drool over. At a certain point, this manga became an anime. This anime brought even MORE fangirls into the mix.... one of these fangirls was Zanzou-chan.
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Zanzou-chan: *talking to Lissa* Lissa~~ You HAVE to see this anime! It’s sooooo cute!! It has yaoi! And bishies~!! And insane villain types!!
Lissa: Zanzou-chan... my computer doesn’t play videos. It’s the evil computer of death, remember? No videos, dies late at night, summons creativity demons at will?
Zanzou-chan: Mou..... But you HAVE to see it!! It’s all.... purdy. *melts* ‘Soka-chan...
Lissa: O.o;;; Um....
Zanzou-chan: I WILL find a way to show you YnM... *mutters to self*
Random Pile of YnM plushies: *falls on Zanzou-chan*
Zanzou-chan: Itai... *twitches underneath pile*
Lissa: o.o; A pile of plushies just fell form the sky...... You know these things only happen to me when YOU’RE around, don’t you Zanzou?
Zanzou: *from under pile of plushies* It’s a sign from Matsuhita-sensei! She wants me to show you YnM... through plushies!!!
Lissa: If you SAY so...... o.O;;;; *helps Zanzou out from under pile*
And so Yami no Plushies came into existence.
~Nagasaki Arc~
Muraki-plsuhie: Oh the drama!! I’m evil and insane and I want Tsuzuki-san! Woe is me!!
Tatsumi-plushie: *flat eyed stare* No.
Muraki-plushie: But I’m the evil villain! I /have/ to get Tsuzuki at SOME point!
Tatsumi-plushie: *glares at Muraki-plushie* That’s not for another three arcs.
Muraki-plushie: *pouts* Fine then. I’ll have to molest the boy then. *goes off to molest Hisoka-plushie*
Tatsumi-plushie: .................right.
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Hisoka-plushie: *having cute shonen ai scene with Tsuzuki-plushie*
Muraki-plushie: Grr. I’m evil and horny. *kidnaps Hisoka-plushie*
Tsuzuki-plushie: Wai!! My uke!! *runs around trying to find him*
Gushoshin-younger (who doesn’t need to be plushie cause he’s so fun looking): ....Muraki kidnapped him, Tsuzuki. You have to go save the uke!
Tsuzuki-plushie: Of course! You’re right! *glomps Gushoshin-younger, goes off to confront Muraki*
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Muraki-plushie: Gr. I’m evil and horny. Now you will remember me being evil and horny three years ago! *cackles*
Hisoka-plushie: .....Wah.
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Muraki-plushie: *tries to molest Tsuzuki-plushie* Grr, baby.
Tsuzuki-plushie: No way you hentai! *baps Muraki-plushie and goes off to save Hisoka-plushie*
Muraki-plushie:.... Well THAT didn’t go as I expected.
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Tsuzuki and Hisoka plushies: *having cute shonen ai scene*
Muraki-plushie: *randomly appears* Gr. I’m evil and horny and possessive. *tries to off Hisoka-plushie with Nerf(tm) gun*
Tsuzuki-plushie: *saves Hisoka-plushie by bravely standing in from of Hisoka to take the Nerf blast*
Hisoka-plushie: *all uke and cute* Wah! Tsuzuki! *gives Tsuzuki power boost...thing*
Tsuzuki-plushie: Gr!! I just had an important relationship building conversation interupted! *summons Suzaku to kick Muraki’s ass*
Suzaku-in-human-form-plushie: Gr. My Tsuzuki. *throws bigger Nerf balls at Muraki-plushie* Take that!
Muraki-plushie: *buried under Nerf balls* Ack.
Tsuzuki and Hisoka plushies: *escape from building which is overflowing with nerf balls*
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Tsuzuki-plushie and Hisoka-plushie: *have cute shonen ai moment*
~End Nagasaki ark~
~Devil’s Trill Arc~
Muraki-plushie: *stands off to the side* I don’t matter at all... *cries*
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Hisoka-palet-swap– I mean Hijiri-plushie: I play the violin! *smiles* But my violin was destroyed... *sad*
Kazusa: *gives Hijiri violin* There ya go! *all smiles*
Hijiri-plushie: Ooh.... pretty....... *pets violin*
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Hisoka-plushie: ¬.¬ He looks like me.
Tsuzuki-plushie: But I like /you/ more, Hisoka! *significant look*
Hisoka-plushie: *happy little glow* Let’s go save his ass then!!
Hijiri-plushie: *stabs self repeatedly with pin* DIE LICE!! Er... I mean, I don’t deserve to live. *thunk*
Tsuzuki-plushie: *sigh* They’re all so melodramatic.... *saves Hijiri-plushie*
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Sakura-tree-plushie: I show up in every arc. I’m practically a character myself. *smirk*
Muraki-plushie: It’s true. Those trees get more air time than ME in this arc!
Sakura-tree-plushie: You’re not IN this arc!! *drops a branch on Muraki-plushie’s head*
Muraki-plushie: Damned tree. *kicks it*
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Watari-plushie: ...and that’s why the demon’s trying to kill you!
Hijiri-plushie: *starring at Tzusuki-plushie, drooling, missed that whole speech* Oh course.... *sweatdrop*
Hisoka-plushie: *huggles Tsuzuki-plushie* My seme. >y
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Saagatanasu-thing-which-is-too-ugly-to-be-a-plushie: Grr. I’m evil. *possesses Tsuzuki-plushie*
Tzusuki-plushie: ...Wah!
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Possessed Tsuzuki-plushie: *kills Hijiri* HA! *goes off to take over the world*
Sakura-tree-plushie: .....Right.
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Hijiri-plushie: *shows up again, alive and well* MWAHAHAHA!!!
Possessed-Tsuzuki-plushie: O.o What the hell???
Hisoka-plushie: *comes out, looking tired* That was ME, you moron! *shakes wig around*
Possessed-Tsuzuki-plushie: Well shit!
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Tsuzuki-plushie: *trapped inside his own head* Wah... I had a crappy childhood..... *mope*
Hijiri-plushie: *shows up* You WILL be my seme!! *has one sided shonen ai moment*
Tsuzuk-plushie: ....Righ. *kicks Saagatanasu’s ass*
Saagatanasu-thing-which-is-too-ugly-to-be-a-plushie: Wah. *dies in big explosion thing, taking Kazusa with him*
Hijiri-plushie: ....Wah.
~End Devil’s Trill Arc~
~King of Swords Arc~
Muraki-plushie: All RIGHT! Time for some action! *cackles*
Sakura-tree-plushie: They’re on a boat.... *sad* No Sakura....
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Hisoka-plushie and Tsuzuki-plushie: *on boat*
Tsuzuki-plushie: *sweatdrop* Wasn’t that a bit–
Zanzou-chan: *interrupts* OKAY!! I’m doing this all by memory, so this arc will be very inaccurate. Why don’t I go check the anime you ask? Cause I’m a lazy bitch, that’s why!!
Lissa: She hasn’t had sugar caffein or food for a while.. This is the result. *shakes head sadly*
Hisoka-plushie and Tsuzuki-plushie: *stare in shock*
Zanzou-chan: ..... moving on.
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Tsuzuki-plushie: *bakas*
Muraki-plushie: *cackles* You’re MINE, Tsuzuki-san!!
Hisoka-plushie: No way. *kicks Muraki’s ass* MY Tsuzuki. *cuddles him*
Tsuzuki-plushie: *heart* Waah... ‘Soka-chan.....
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Random people all over the boat: *fall over dead*
Hisoka and Tsuzuki plushies: ..... o.o;;;;
Tsubaki-plushie: *swoons, faints*
Hisoka-plushie: *sigh, goes to take care of her*
Tsuzuki-plushie: *jealous but won’t admit it* MOU!!
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Muraki-plushie: *dead* X.x
Hisoka-plushie: o.o; What the fuck???
Tsubak-plushie: *swoons, faints*
Hisoka-plushie: What, AGAIN? *dirty look at Tsubaki-plushie*
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Tsubaki-plushie: *dead* X.x
Muraki-plushie: *alive* AHAHAHAH!! *shoots Nerf balls at everything*
Hisoka-plushie: ...Wah.
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Hisoka and Tsuzuki plushies: *have uber cute shonen ai moment*
Fangirls: *coo at them*
Zanzou-chan: Fangirls?? When did YOU get here??? *Stares around in shock*
Fangirl1: *shrug* Who cares? Shonen ai!! *grin*
Fangirl2: Indeed! *drools*
Zanzou-chan: ..Why me???
~End King of Swords Arc~
~Kyoto Arc~
Sakura-tree-plushie: I’m back~~!
Oriya-plushie: ..... *smokes pipe* No one cares about you thought. *hair flip*
Fangirls: *happy sigh*
Sakura-tree-plushie: *narrows ...eyes?.... yes... eyes..* *drops a branch onto Oriya*
Oriya-plushie: *sidesteps* You suck.
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Muraki-plushie: *molests EVERYONE* AHAHAHAHA!!
Tatsumi-plushie: No way. *glares at Muraki plushie*
Watari-plushie: Yeah!! Especially not in MY city!!
Tatsumi-plushie: Watari-san.... *eye brow twitch*
Muraki-plushie: *frowns, goes off to screw Ori–er... screw with Oriya-plushie*
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Tsuzuki-plushie: *angst* Wah..
Muraki-plushie: *evil* Gr. My history has been revealed. I’m still evil, horny, and possessive. *has Oriya-plushie on a leash*
Tsuzuki-plushie: O.o;;;;;;;
Muraki-plushie: ..... Gr. *kidnaps Tsuzuki-plushie*
Hisoka-plushie: .... Wah!
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Muraki-plushie: AHAHAH!! I will build up a harem of ukes!!!
Oriya-plushie: I resent that. *smokes* I’m taller than you. I should be seme.
Fangirls: *cheer*
Muraki-plushie: Hm... We’ll see about that..... *boinks Oriya*
Oriya-plushie: *stops protesting, enjoys the plushie sex*
Tsuzuki: *comatose* ..........................
Fangirls: *coo at him*
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Hisoka-plushie: *sad* I want my Tsuzuki......... *angst*
Tatsumi-plushie: *pats Hisoak-plushie on head* He’ll be all right...
Hisoka-plushie: *stares at Tatsumi* Really?
Tatsumi-plushie: Er... ah.... *shifts* Oh look... a budget report... *runs away*
Hisoka-plushie: Hey!
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Hisoka-plushie: Mou. I want my SEME damn it!!!
Oriya-plushie: *kicks his ass* Take that.
Hisoka-plushie: ...wah!
Oriya-plushie: ...Since I’m so mysterious and cool, I’ll give you this card so you can go find him. *smirks*
Hisoka-plushie: Wah! *glomps Oriya*
Tatsumi and Watari Plushies: *stares in shock* What the fuck...???
^This moment of OOC is brought to you by Zanzou-chan^
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Hisoka-plushie: Wah!! *stares at room full of nerf balls*
Tastmi-plushie: Those are Touda Nerf Balls!! And very rare and expensive brand that can smother shinigami!!
Hisoka-plushie: *has hentai thoughts evolving ball-gags, Tsuzuki-plushie and himself* O///////O *runs in*
Watari-plushie: .......... Oh.... kay..... O.o
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Hisoka and Tsuzuki plushies: *have insanely cute shonen ai scene*
Fangirls: *coo*
Zanzou-chan: *melts* So kawaii.....
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Sakura-tree-plushie: Aah.... young love...
Tsuzuki and Hisoka plushies: *have another insanely cute shonen ai scene*
Muraki-plushie: *stalks Tsuzuki* I’m not DEAD, you morons!!!
Tsuzuki and Hisoka plushies: *ignore him*
Muraki-plushie: *frown at them* Gr.
Oriya-plushie: *sighs, boinks Muraki*
Muraki-plushie: .... who said you could be seme??
Oriya-plushie: *snorts* I did. Enjoy it. *smirk*
Muraki-plushie: *moan* I can do that.....
~End!~
Zanzou-chan: So Lissa! What do you think about YnM?
Lissa: .... you’re a freak, Zanzou.
Zanzou-chan: Mou!! *pouts*
Lissa: *sigh* Why don’t we just go watch it on YOUR computer?
Zanzou-chan: ....oh. Right. *sweatdrop*
Lissa: *sighs, drags Zanzou-chan away*
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Random Pile of YnM plushies: *floats up and goes back to Matsushita-sensei. All in a day’s work.
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>.>
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I’m.... odd. R&R please? *sweatdrop*
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