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Posted by MikuroBlack at 05:56:21 30/11/2002.
One day I'll definitely write my own fanfic... meanwhile, take a look at the MST of one *interesting* creation I found at FF.net. It's not too long, and it isn't even supposed to be that funny, but the featured fanfic puzzled me to no end, so I couldn't resist the temptation...
MST of Just Leave Me Alone! [Chapter 1]
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Originally written by Inu-Yasha111, MSTed by Mikuro
All characters belong to ther respective owners.
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Fuuma: What is that supposed to be?
Kamui: A story. It features us both.
Fuuma: Ya-...
Kamui: The summary says there'll be no yaoi. (sticks his tongue out)
Fuuma: ...oh.
Kamui: And it takes place after the movie.
Fuuma: Necrophilia?!
Kamui: You'll just have to wait and see...
Kamui knelt in sorrow as he hugged his "friend's" head.
Kamui (frowns): Ehh... Fuuma IS my friend. The quotation marks are completely out of place here.
Fuuma: Aww. I love it when you pay attention to details about our relationship.
Kamui: I just like it when things are in order. No need to cuddle with me for that, dear.
Kamui, "FFFUUUUUUMAAAAA!!!!!!" Cry cry cry.
Kamui: That's an interesting way of using direct speech.
Fuuma: Can anyone explain me how can you technically yell the 'F' consonant?
Kamui: Now you're asking for too much. Haven't you heard about 'the fanfic phonetics'?
Fuuma: ...no.
Suddenly the head's eyes opened wide. It started to grumble and it sounded pissed.
Fuuma: Maybe I was just too nervous about losing the lower part of my body. That's understandable.
Kamui: But why grumbling at ME?...
Kamui's eyes widened. Fuuma... or his head at least grew tentacles and pushed himself away, "Leave me alone!"
Fuuma: That's not me. That's NOT me. Had this been the real me, not a twisted mindless parody of the gorgeous Monou Fuuma we all know and love, I'd find a better way to use tentacles, especially seeing how Kamui is still around.
Kamui: ...hentai.
Fuuma: Nope, just a good affectionate "friend".
Kamui stared blankly at the thing trotting around on the ground. It huffed, "What did you DO to this place?" Kamui started to talk, "I..." It glared at him, "Don't talk to me! I'm mad at you!"
Kamui: You're mad at me?...
Fuuma: It's just the fanfic! I never get mad at you! ...only if you get yourself hurt and refuse to let me take care of you.
Kamui: ...I hope so.
The object bumbled about looking around seeming surprised, "I would have done a better job at this!"
Kamui (chuckles): A better job at what? Chopping off your own head?
Fuuma: Now, now. This weird caricature is not the true me. And I'd never bark at you like this. I know what 'being gallant' means.
Kamui: Why, thank you.
Whatever it was scudded away then accidently fell off Tokyo tower. Kamui jumped up to save it
Fuuma (moved to tears): You wanted to save me?...
Kamui: I always do. I thought the TV series made that especially clear...
Fuuma (squeals): Awww!!
Kamui: ...and just look where this silly desire gets me.
Fuuma: ...
and found it hanging onto a piece of rubble with one tentacle, "I'm ok! Go away!" The object pulled itself up and pushed Kamui aside grumbling,
Kamui: YOU push ME away?!
Fuuma: Sorry! I'd never do anything that cruel to you! (snuggles Kamui)
Kamui: You're forgiven. But make sure it's the last time.
Fuuma: I promise!
"Agnsty kid! Get me a strawberry!"
Kamui: First, it's 'angsty', second, I'm not a kid, third, what does strawberry have to do with anything?
Fuuma: Well, strawberries and whipped cream are nice on a delicate young body
like yours...
Kamui: Shut up, HEAD.
The stupid thing
Fuuma (coldly): WHOM did you just call 'stupid thing'?
Kamui: Hey, never mind! This isn't the real you, is it?
Fuuma: ...well, you see, I have problems with anyone wearing the name 'Fuuma'
being referred to as 'stupid'.
started to climb up to the very top of Tokyo tower and got to the very tip
cackling, "Hahahaha! YOU CAN NEVER DESTROY ME!"
Fuuma: Jeez. I do not have this corny cartoonish 'evil laughter' habit! My trademark is a sexy enigmatic smile! Where did it go when we need it the most?!
Kamui: You won't believe me, but I miss it badly as well.
Fuuma: ...aww?
Kamui: Read on, head.
Suddenly the head started to loose it's balance and fell. Kamui head this crash and then, "I'm ok... just... just leave me alone!!!" Kamui ran to find the head only to see it working away at something.
Kamui (covers Fuuma's mouth): No comments.
It's little tentacles were holding
Fuuma: Kamui's-...
Kamui: You seriously want to lose your head?!
Power Tools. It glared over at Kamui, "I told you to go-a-way!"
Fuuma: I'm either too shy or an idiot in this story. How can I possibly be so reluctant when Kamui, not even some random Kakyou, is around?!
Kamui: Do you imply that normally you could be attracted to a random Kakyou?
Fuuma: Nope. Never liked blond hair on men.
It kept on making it's creation as Kamui just watched hesitantly. The head
finally grinned and held up it's creation, a little wheelchair (or so it seemed).
Fuuma: My head. On a wheelchair. Tee-hee. (rolls his eyes and passes out)
Kamui: Fuuma? Fuuma?!...
The head started rolling full speed on the wheelchair thing until it started
riding up Tokyo tower. When it got to the top it laughed insanely
Fuuma: I DO NOT laugh. Never. Just... pretend that I don't have the giggling muscle.
Kamui: What the heck is a 'giggling muscle'?
Fuuma: Why should I care? I'm just sick of that 'evil laughter' characteristic applied to me all the damn time.
once again then started to fall. Kamui ran under to catch it
Fuuma: And this story also makes me act like some damsel in distress. Look, even I don't get into pinches THAT often.
but the head looked down and grinned, "I SAID I'M FINE!" The chair sprouted wings and started to fly away.
Fuuma: ...is it over now?
Kamui: The new chapter is told to be coming soon.
Fuuma: My sentiments to my sanity. My head on a winged wheelchair. Tee-hee. (passes out again)
Kamui (sobs): I... I didn't want you to get involved into this... Fuuma!...
THE END?
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