Inspiration comes in many forms. Like showers. And bath salts. And instant noodles. *innocent grin*
Silly little spam-skit, shounen-ai all the way. And Seishirou-san just rules when he's in nothing but soap studs and sunglasses. *fangirl wink*
[Sumeragi residence, 6:30 p.m.]
(Door bell rings. Subaru gets up to answer it.)
Subaru: (opens the door) "Yes?" (pause) (looks around, thinking, 'Funny. No one's here.' (looks down at the doorstep) "Oh."
(Subaru picks up the cardboard box and looks at it suspiciously. No magical aura. Printed in cutesy pink katanagana are the words: 'Free trial offer!' and in English below it: 'FROM CLAMP'.)
Subaru: "... ... stupid promotions." -_-;; (carries it back in to the house)
(After ripping through six feet of packaging - oh damn those styrofoam bits, they're all over the floor! -, Subaru finally pulls out the product from the box - a white packet with a single cherry blossom petal printed on the front in bright pink and the words...)
Subaru: (reading off the packet) "Just add... water?" (huge sweatdrop)
(Following the rest of the instructions, he runs a bath, empties the contents of the packet - pink powder -, gives it a good stir and prepares to strip and step in when-)
Subaru: "AAHHH!"
(A huge mushroom cloud of pink smoke explodes out of the bathtub with a dramatic 'POOOF!', and the cloying scent of cherry blossom petals fills the bathroom, knocking him off his feet.)
Subaru: (coughing and dusting himself off) "What the... ..." (gets up and looks over the edge of the bathtub only to get the shock of his life) "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!"
(When the smoke clears away, we see - Gasp! Shock! Nosebleed! Seishirou-san in the tub with his sunglasses in his mouth and one hand propped under his head, the other holding the shower curtain back.)
Seishirou: (smirk) Hello.
Subaru: (screaming) You're supposed to be DEAD!
Seishirou: (pouts) Didn't you missed me, Subaru-kun?
Subaru: (hyperventalating all over the place) "NO~OOOOOO! This can't BE! I killed you! I stuck my fist through your chest and there were ribs breaking and blood spilling and lots of icky stuff! You have to be dead! You're either dead or a figment of my over-active imagination! Yes! Ah-ha! You've gotta be a hallucination. I'll just sit down here and you'll go away! Lalalalalala~"
Seishirou: (rolls eyes) La de da. (reaches over and hauls Subaru into the tub)
(Scream. Splash. Whispering. More screaming. Hands in the wrong places (!) and well, more splashing.)
...
(Very loud moan)
... ...
(More loud moaning)
All the fangirls throw up their hands and start squealing and cheering. And leering. And setting up tripods and cameras and pushing to get a good picture.
Gods, that was bad. Very bad. I'm goign to have to re-write it. XD
